"Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever."

Well hello there, my name is Randii-Alexis and this is Jackass my tumblr.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
einfachlu:

Done :D I really hope you like it! :D 

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(Source: lmaoalien, via oxymuncha)

lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

(via oxymuncha)

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas, via apathyandambivalence)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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Pizza humor.
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